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Any deviates please post here - cuntyballs - 24-03-2018

Hello I`m Cunty and I Bot Badgers  Blush


RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 25-03-2018

Hello, I'm Scrivenator, and I work at a Sanctuary for buggered badgers


RE: Any deviates please post here - PozinBootz - 26-03-2018

Hi there fruits name is PozinBootz as I deposit Gideon's Gumboots to Hotel bedside draws to remind everyone of the importance of contraception Smile


RE: Any deviates please post here - Earl Bentwilly - 26-03-2018

Im Earl bentwilly and my nob isnt bent


RE: Any deviates please post here - enrique - 28-03-2018

(26-03-2018, 04:19 PM)Earl Bentwilly Wrote: Im Earl bentwilly and my nob isnt bent

  Hello I'm Enrique,and I  export  badgers to Cuntyballs


RE: Any deviates please post here - surreymag - 31-03-2018

Hello I’m surreymag spreading the gospel according to Rafa in the Home Counties it often falls on deaf ears even the badgers don’t listen mind they have other things to worry about.


RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 26-04-2018

Hi. I’m Paul Revere and I warned Boston and Corcord the British were coming.


RE: Any deviates please post here - sossujrurl - 26-04-2018

Which was a bit silly considering at the time you were still a British subject.


RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 27-04-2018

(26-04-2018, 08:55 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Which was a bit silly considering at the time you were still a British subject.

LOL


RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 27-04-2018

Aye temporarily I was. But with a more lush accent, a rugged sense of individualism, and a huge cock and balls. The latter trait carries on to this day among our native born males and a few females. My friends and I started our jolly little foray at pains of death from a distant crown who looked down their nose at us. That much hasn’t changed either. Big Grin

Indonesian boy servant, my coat!!


RE: Any deviates please post here - Scoot - 28-04-2018

Areet people. Poz told me aboot this place u set if wankers.


RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 30-04-2018

Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!! Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two mules over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!! Happy days!

Edit: MULES not miles humorless tank phern.


RE: Any deviates please post here - PozinBootz - 30-04-2018

(30-04-2018, 05:20 PM)PaulRevere69 Wrote: Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!!  Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two miles over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!!  Happy days!

Congrats Kenny on your first visit out there  - hows the ringpiece Tongue


RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 01-05-2018

(30-04-2018, 05:20 PM)PaulRevere69 Wrote: Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!!  Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two mules over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!!  Happy days!

Edit: MULES not miles humorless tank phern.

Further Edit: Vial not vile. Thought I'd give you a chance to amend it before Kenny spots it Heart


RE: Any deviates please post here - PozinBootz - 01-05-2018

(01-05-2018, 05:06 PM)Scrivenator Wrote:
(30-04-2018, 05:20 PM)PaulRevere69 Wrote: Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!!  Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two mules over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!!  Happy days!

Edit: MULES not miles humorless tank phern.

Further Edit: Vial not vile. Thought I'd give you a chance to amend it before Kenny spots it Heart
Gerrin Scriv 1-0 to the English language Big Grin


RE: Any deviates please post here - captain lard - 22-05-2018

Greetings, recognise some names and am hoping jolly japes may resume.


RE: Any deviates please post here - sossujrurl - 22-05-2018

Hoo Lardy. How's it gannin?


RE: Any deviates please post here - captain lard - 22-05-2018

Still skint but gorgeous mate, hows you?


RE: Any deviates please post here - sossujrurl - 22-05-2018

Bumbling along as usual.


RE: Any deviates please post here - cuntyballs - 22-05-2018

(22-05-2018, 12:57 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Hoo Lardy. How's it gannin?

Areet Cap , long time no read , You will enjoy this Forum you can call people Cunts and Paedos and everything  and you dont get banned,If you play your cards right you can even get a Nosh of Pozin boots Big Grin


RE: Any deviates please post here - captain lard - 22-05-2018

(22-05-2018, 05:10 PM)cuntyballs Wrote:
(22-05-2018, 12:57 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Hoo Lardy. How's it gannin?

Areet Cap , long time no read , You will enjoy this Forum you can call people Cunts and Paedos and everything  and you dont get banned,If you play your cards right you can even get a Nosh of Pozin boots Big Grin

A nosh you say? Well ..ahem... there we go, does he still take the dentures out? You know I have a gum fetish you cunting paedo!!!


RE: Any deviates please post here - DICKY_MINT - 30-05-2018

Hey girls.
Tis DICKY MINT.
Just don't make me click my fingers

Lol


RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 01-06-2018

Dicky Mint? Has to be a windup account Big Grin


RE: Any deviates please post here - Jackthelad - 07-06-2018

Evening... Anyone want to buy a badger? Angel


RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 07-06-2018

(07-06-2018, 06:51 PM)Jackthelad Wrote: Evening... Anyone want to buy a badger? Angel

If you're pimping, Cunty is in the market...