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The drink - captain lard - 08-06-2018
Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.
I fancy a kebab.
RE: The drink - cuntyballs - 08-06-2018
(08-06-2018, 08:07 AM)captain lard Wrote: Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.Just a normal night for Johnny Vegas,your not him secretly are you Cap,I take it your off work today or are you on a sofa in the Lead mine
I fancy a kebab.
RE: The drink - captain lard - 08-06-2018
(08-06-2018, 10:07 AM)cuntyballs Wrote:(08-06-2018, 08:07 AM)captain lard Wrote: Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.Just a normal night for Johnny Vegas,your not him secretly are you Cap,I take it your off work today or are you on a sofa in the Lead mine
I fancy a kebab.
Nah i am off today, last night was like my Saturday night cos i am working this weekend. Think i am sobering up now. Still want a kebab like!
RE: The drink - surreymag - 08-06-2018
I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.
RE: The drink - PozinBootz - 08-06-2018
(08-06-2018, 04:44 PM)surreymag Wrote: I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.
I get to bed but I've shit it twice
RE: The drink - sossujrurl - 09-06-2018
What colour labrador?
RE: The drink - Scrivenator - 09-06-2018
(08-06-2018, 09:51 PM)PozinBootz Wrote:(08-06-2018, 04:44 PM)surreymag Wrote: I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.
I get to bed but I've shit it twice
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(10-04-2018, 10:31 PM)The Turd Wrote: Wrote:The bigger holed stockings Soss?.howay man give him a clue
Thus degraded another honestly begun thread - where's Kim Yon Ponytail when you need him
RE: The drink - sossujrurl - 09-06-2018
Looks like Scriv's on the drink.
RE: The drink - Scrivenator - 09-06-2018
(09-06-2018, 03:00 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Looks like Scriv's on the drink.
I know! I had at least 7 goes of putting that post up and still made a pigs ear of it. Essentially I was trying to take the piss out of Poz by quoting what he said in the fishing thread but it still kept on coming out wrong!
I'm canny sensible in drink like. I always manage to make my way to bed before falling asleep
RE: The drink - surreymag - 09-06-2018
(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?
She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.
RE: The drink - Scrivenator - 10-06-2018
(09-06-2018, 03:43 PM)surreymag Wrote:(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?
She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.
Pink, peach, apricot or blue?
RE: The drink - sossujrurl - 10-06-2018
RE: The drink - surreymag - 11-06-2018
(10-06-2018, 01:26 PM)Scrivenator Wrote:(09-06-2018, 03:43 PM)surreymag Wrote:(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?
She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.
Pink, peach, apricot or blue?
A mixture of all those colours unique to this area of Surrey
RE: The drink - Scrivenator - 12-06-2018
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RE: The drink - surreymag - 12-06-2018
(12-06-2018, 01:02 PM)Scrivenator Wrote:That is funny