Toon v mighty Rochdale

[BFT]

Look you've been warned to cut out the Dicky Mint jokes

(That was obviously a thinly veiled reference to his Greggs £1 steak bake addiction)

How on earth do you work that one out? I think you're getting paranoid. Either that or you are in disguise. I have a test for you, what is the abbreviation of   "I have" Is it:-

a) I've
b) Iv

Now, I can understand it you taking exception if I had said something like, "I heard that when Joelinton scored, Dicky Mint's chin hit the floor and his feet were actually lifted up off the ground"

But I didn't. I feel like I'm being bullied here.

Iv no idea what all this crap about me being in disguise is but youv got me pulling my ponytail hair out so this stops NOW. End of