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#1
Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.

I fancy a kebab.
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#2
(08-06-2018, 08:07 AM)captain lard Wrote: Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.

I fancy a kebab.
Just a normal night for Johnny Vegas,your not him secretly are you Cap,I take it your off work today or are you on a sofa in the Lead mine Rolleyes Big Grin
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(08-06-2018, 10:07 AM)cuntyballs Wrote:
(08-06-2018, 08:07 AM)captain lard Wrote: Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.

I fancy a kebab.
Just a normal night for Johnny Vegas,your not him secretly are you Cap,I take it your off work today or are you on a sofa in the Lead mine Rolleyes Big Grin

Nah i am off today, last night was like my Saturday night cos i am working this weekend. Think i am sobering up now. Still want a kebab like!
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#4
I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.
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(08-06-2018, 04:44 PM)surreymag Wrote: I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.

I get to bed but I've shit it twice Sad
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#6
What colour labrador?
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(08-06-2018, 09:51 PM)PozinBootz Wrote:
(08-06-2018, 04:44 PM)surreymag Wrote: I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.

I get to bed but I've shit it twice Sad

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#8
Looks like Scriv's on the drink.
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(09-06-2018, 03:00 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Looks like Scriv's on the drink.

I know! I had at least 7 goes of putting that post up and still made a pigs ear of it. Essentially I was trying to take the piss out of Poz by quoting what he said in the fishing thread but it still kept on coming out wrong!

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(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?

She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.
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(09-06-2018, 03:43 PM)surreymag Wrote:
(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?

She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.

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#12
Big Grin
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(10-06-2018, 01:26 PM)Scrivenator Wrote:
(09-06-2018, 03:43 PM)surreymag Wrote:
(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?

She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.

Pink, peach, apricot or blue?  Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

A mixture of all those colours unique to this area of Surrey Big Grin
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(12-06-2018, 01:02 PM)Scrivenator Wrote: [Image: dogs-dog-art-photoshop-rainbow-colors-cu...24x768.jpg]
That is funny Big Grin Big Grin
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