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  Giving dogs ice cubes
Posted by: surreymag - 09-07-2018, 08:56 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (4)

In this hot weather I give my dog ice cubes either to chew or in her water after we have come back from a walk. I don’t walk her until later in the evening about 8/9 pm but it’s still quite warm. Some people say it’s bad to give dogs ice cubes.Thoughts please.

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  golden globe virtual yacht race
Posted by: exenrique - 02-07-2018, 08:03 PM - Forum: Other sports - No Replies

Great  virtual  race  with  your  own  boat, however  very  addictive, and as

   it's round  the  globe  lasts  a  long  time.My  virtual  yacht  is  Hermes

    http://goldengloberace.com/virtual-regatta/

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  Newcastle Brown
Posted by: surreymag - 29-06-2018, 11:05 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (18)

l recently went to the drs and she(young and keen) told me I had to lose weight. I love Guinness 210 cals a pint. I looked at alternative drinks. Decided on Newcastle Brown ale at 135 cals a bottle. Just in on the back of a few bottles of dog it is certainly still fly home material.

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  Shit Hobbies
Posted by: Big aRSe - 29-06-2018, 04:01 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (14)

Had a lovel sesh on the pipe at Whitley the other night. Pollock coalie sandeel and mackerel all on the spinner.

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  CO2 shortage
Posted by: Scrivenator - 29-06-2018, 08:13 AM - Forum: General chat - Replies (4)

So now there is a shortage of CO2 affecting production and supply of essential commodities, such as beer and food.

This could easily have been avoided if the happy clappers hadn't banged on so much about Global warming which they claim to have been caused by excessive emissions of CO2 and the politicians stupidly signing up to their ideals.
  Angry
Thanks to these idiots interfering with the balance of nature, I may have to forgo my evening pint and crumpets for breakfast. We should reverse these laws and regulations imposed upon us and be encouraged to get back to pumping CO2 back into the atmosphere.  Cool

It started to go tits up when they closed all the coal mines which was the thin edge of the wedge.   Angry Angry

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  England in the World Cup 2018
Posted by: sossujrurl - 28-06-2018, 09:26 PM - Forum: General football - Replies (15)

I'm starting a new thread here to separate England from the other WC thread. I didn't think, pre-tournament, that there were any expectations to progress too far but here we are, out of the group stages and facing Colombia.

Also, you don't have to stick to single threads and shit here. If there are 40 threads about Wank signing for FC Spunk then I might do something but you don't have to pile all the World Cup shite into one thread if you don't want to.

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  Get signed up for the seat change
Posted by: PozinBootz - 26-06-2018, 12:37 PM - Forum: General football - Replies (1)

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/re...l.1435653/

Funnier your username the better
Turn those pink seats into red blushes just by twisting a few nuts Smile

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  Lee Charnley's Job Description
Posted by: PozinBootz - 25-06-2018, 09:59 PM - Forum: General - No Replies

Very unclear on his aims and objectives for our club. Speaks rarely and gives veiled answers to the staged supporters meetings as if reading from a script.

Can't make head nor tail of the 'man'

Wtf has Ashley charged him with in his role???

Have never heard him speak from the heart as a supporter and seems like the little [email=tw@t]tw@t[/email] you would slap on the head with a ruler if he sat in front of you in maths but would creep right up the teachers arse in every lesson - you all knew one at school right?

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  Jose
Posted by: exenrique - 24-06-2018, 06:39 PM - Forum: General - Replies (1)

Sincere  best  wishes for  a  full  recovery  to  Jose  Enrique,after  major   surgery  to  remove

  a  brain  tumour.   Sad Cool

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  RIP VAN VADER
Posted by: deffy - 20-06-2018, 07:52 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (8)

TWrestling legend big van Vader has fought his last bought - Aged 63

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