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  Newcastle Utd vs Watford
Posted by: veriaqa - 03-11-2018, 02:38 AM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (3)

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  Helicopter crash
Posted by: surreymag - 28-10-2018, 04:40 PM - Forum: General chat - No Replies

Thoughts go towards the poor people involved in this terrible accident. Everything else seems quite insignificant when things like this happen!

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  Taken from NESA site - could it be him?
Posted by: PozinBootz - 26-10-2018, 10:15 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (1)

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  Saints v NUFC
Posted by: surreymag - 26-10-2018, 07:12 PM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (3)

Another weekend another loss. I wish I didn’t care but I do. Let’s win a few games ffs even if we end up in the bottom 3 let’s go with a bit of a fight.
1-0 to Saints can’t see us scoring!
I said I wouldn’t post any more of these but it’s made no difference we have still lost since I stopped doing them so what the fuck no one seems too fussed anyway can’t blame people really!

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  We aren't fucked were just preparing for Mexit
Posted by: PozinBootz - 21-10-2018, 10:30 PM - Forum: General - Replies (8)

The season so far is just perfect any other way and the leech would be here for evermore.
Humiliating relegation sounds a plan with maybe 21 points just to keep us above the mackems most embarrassing totals...

End game being a takeover albeit in the lower league and the partys on Tyneside would be memorable....

Keep going lads every defeat will be wildly cheered here as long as our cup final is an Ashley exit.... if that doesn't work I might just become immortal in Tyneside legend at the end of a Markell - want a statue mind Smile

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Star Nufc v brighton
Posted by: PozinBootz - 17-10-2018, 08:05 PM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (8)

Could be a score draw as they have invested far more than us. A defeat wouldn't be a surprise. 

I loathe our owner more than I love Newcastle...is that so wrong ?

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  music thread
Posted by: exenrique - 16-10-2018, 08:06 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (16)

Ella  swinging  it

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  United vs Manchester Red
Posted by: veriaqa - 05-10-2018, 03:10 AM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (16)

Well, it's already Friday and no one created this thread. Show how we feel about the team I guess.

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  Ashley splashes out , takes Rafa and the team for clear the air talk
Posted by: cuntyballs - 03-10-2018, 07:25 PM - Forum: General football - Replies (5)

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  The Apprentice
Posted by: exenrique - 02-10-2018, 07:10 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (7)

Shout  at  the  tele  time again, Big Grin Cool

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