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  Bristow
Posted by: The Turd - 05-04-2018, 10:24 PM - Forum: Other sports - Replies (3)

Not everyone’s cuppa but in a sport I watch will be missed as he helped dragging arraz up to the global stage. I for one enjoy a game of darts and will miss the cockeny cunt...RIP Eric.

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  Leicester away 3pm Saturday
Posted by: PozinBootz - 05-04-2018, 04:43 PM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (29)

Real test this one as we do not cope easily with pace.
Think Rafa will set us out for the draw and play them on the break.
Slimani full debut would have been good but of course he can't open the batting against them.

Hate them clappy things they use - almost as childish an idea as most of Scrivs Blush

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  Sanctions against LFC?
Posted by: surreymag - 05-04-2018, 03:42 PM - Forum: General football - Replies (9)

The attack on the Man City bus was disgraceful last night. I know it’s only a minority of fans and nothing to do with players etc. I do feel that some kind of punishment needs to be put in place other than just a fine. I would make them play their next 2/3 European games at home behind closed doors or ban them from playing in Europe next season. What are the thoughts of others?

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  Masters 2018
Posted by: Little TT - 05-04-2018, 01:21 PM - Forum: Other sports - Replies (11)

Anyone watching? First round just kicked off, had Tiger to win E/W with Casey as well

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  Weather so far
Posted by: surreymag - 03-04-2018, 05:50 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (63)

Has been proper shite. Let’s hope for better soon my grass looks awful need some sunshine to dry it out that’s the grass I’m talking about. Big Grin

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  Pards
Posted by: The Turd - 03-04-2018, 05:46 PM - Forum: General football - Replies (1)

According to several reports, Alan Pardew turned up to the West Brom training ground as he thought his sacking was an April Fools prank. 

The best thing I've read all day. ????

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  Cricket thread
Posted by: PozinBootz - 03-04-2018, 12:57 PM - Forum: Other sports - Replies (62)

New Zealand held their nerve to secure a dramatic draw against England in the second Test in Christchurch and claim a 1-0 series victory.
Stuart Broad dismissed Jeet Raval (19) and Kane Williamson for a duck with the first two deliveries of the day.
England sensed an opportunity when Colin de Grandhomme (45) holed out with 27 overs remaining.

However Ish Sodhi's unbeaten 56, along with Neil Wagner's 103-ball stay, was enough to see the Black Caps home.
It means England end the winter without a win in Test cricket - they lost the Ashes 4-0, with a draw in Melbourne - and have not won away from home for 13 matches.

Bad enough being a shit game without having a shit team that represent us Angry

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  Mackem thread
Posted by: PozinBootz - 03-04-2018, 12:54 PM - Forum: General football - Replies (44)

Well it wouldn't do not to have one would it?

Just been ower there poking around to find they are mocking Wednesday for being the city's second team  - maybe they overlooked the 4 titles 3 fa cups 1 league cup and 4x in Europe as opposed to United's shit record. Maybe the same delusion that they apply to us Smile

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  Profit looks assured
Posted by: PozinBootz - 03-04-2018, 12:48 PM - Forum: The bookie's corner - Replies (19)

Juventus unbeaten at home in 27 European games and against Madrid have the record won 6 drawn 1 at home

9/4 for the win and 23/10 for the draw

Stake £30

£15.11 on the win

£14.89 on the draw

'Guaranteed' profit of £19.11

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  The Rock fairy
Posted by: exenrique - 01-04-2018, 06:46 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (10)

The Rock fairy is the evil great grandmother of the tooth fairy.She only concerns herself with men

 of a certain age  (those of us who have to get up for a pee during the night ),You go to bed and snuggle

 into your lovely soft and comfortable pillow,then nature calls,and whilst you are peeing the evil Rock

 fairy strikes.She fills your lovely soft pillow with hard lumps and rocks,so when you get back into bed

 your lovely soft pillow has  taken on  the contours of corrugated sheeting  


                                             True Angry Angry Angry

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