Fucking get in. Another 3 points in the bag and a step closer to safety. It's time to get a wee bit refreshed.

I think we need a dancing smiley, and a few others too. Probably a monkey wanking as well.

Ray Wilkins in an induced coma. Met him once a fair few years ago...what an absolute gent. Hoping he recovers.

After what seems like an eternity Newcastle are back in action in a 3pm kick off tomorrow (Saturday) against udders feeled. The question is will we see Islam Slimani make any kind of debut on the pitch?


The best odds available are 4/5 for a Newcastle win (Bet Victor), 11/4 for a draw (Betfair) and 23/5 for a home defeat (Marathon Bet).

Sport Pesa are offering 21/4 for a 1-0 home win correct score wager whereas Betfair, Paddypower and Bet Victor all have a 0-1 reverse at 12/1.

For the wild optimists a six nowt home howking will yield odds of 325/1 from both Betfair and Paddypower.

Full team news awaited and it remains to be seen whether Matt Ritchie is available after withdrawing from the Scottish squad for their friendly in Hungary against the Magyars on Tuesday.

It is rumoured that Mooy has been in training and may be available for udders feeled.

just watched father figures...absolute cracker of a film.

Who'se  your  choice  for  the  next  007?

      I  go  for  Clare  Balding       (must  be  Joe  Bugners'  love  child)

Just let one go and the brush came in very handy as it neared it's goal.
One of the easier sports to take part in imo

Pleas make this a Danny free zone. Thankyou.

Like  running  the  110  m  hurdles  getting  in  here, . Looks  great  Soss,when  are  you  going  to  invite

 Duffcunt    

Hello I`m Cunty and I Bot Badgers 

Best NUFC manager?

Never seen the team so organised by ANY other previous manager as Rafa has achieved.

Basically a Championship squad due to underinvestment but on their day they beat Man United

Kevin Keegan days were heady and wonderful with electrifying moments and European nights.

Jury's out for me - as I love em both just about equally